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Leah Mehlis

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doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

(Source: zodiacbaby, via sealfie)

Cosmo sex tip #368

cosmo-sex-tips:

Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.

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gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

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guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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(Source: guy, via sealfie)

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

I’m deleting my snapchat

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nerdjpg:

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

(Source: barebackinq, via bitterboob)